duluth minnesota yo

hey man wha a day to be alive..my day was yesterday and I celebrated by crossing over in a six hour ride to duluth from sioux falls south dakota...for sure man...
yeah ...i cant believe thats where my stuff would be man.

so i wanted to show some pics and what not and you tube videos for you guys to see how cool i am...

like soooo cool....all there is though is craziness...because like yeah...thats what it with adventures of kosha dillz...



here i am at the abbey pub:)


i got more cool stuff coming so dont you worry...we just gotta haul bootie out this hotel room in duluth becuase well get fined:)

Kosha On The Couch Columbus:)

hey everyone....Life is but a dream. I sweated off a good two pounds on stage last night and had my frist near perfect set with yak ballz as the hype guy.

If you think about funny cultural advancement, We might be the first Iranian-Israeli team that doesn't give a fudge pop about all that stuff...more funny stuff...
political jokers would gasp that the Jewish kid is backing up the persian?

i think its cool..all though we don't care anyways. yeah leh bleh..i don care...
bleh bleh (inside joke-now I'm rich)


OK so in columbus i met with my friend Stephanie and she is super fly Lexus style. Last night for shabbos after the show we ate challah bread she baked for me so when I got home we killed the challah bread. That's why the heading of the blog is challah bread.

i though this morning when i have these shows coming up, that i really want to have a stronger set. yak's set is so tight that I just feel this year is gonna be a step up...anyways. We definitely know how to rock it...just look for yourself!!

peep more tour flics at

www.myspace.com/koshadillz4life

in the picture section.

touring with aesop rock>--o

hey guys i know you want pictures and all but its 4 45 am and im in a remote basement somewhere in maryland. we just rocked philly ct boston And more. Its a great experience so far and I just love the way it settles in ...as a human in this outerbody experience of rap, or as F sean says, avoiding real life.!

all i can say is this as a tip for most of your people, sleeping is a great tool of rest.staying awake isn't.
i got to say that when I have chance ill give pictures but watching none shall pass behind


the philly crowd is an experience that cant be captured on film...'


i guess thats whats up for a recap. Today was fun with chinese food after the show..i was also given 12 knee socks pairs.


you know I might be able to off those in e bay.

but i really need knee socks..

kosha dillz doesnt stop...the work goes on!!

hey everyone I gotta show you my updates to the masses and let you know the tour is in full gear....updates will be here every day...

the tour.

yak ballz
kosha dillz
todd westphal (photographer)

well be gogin on tour with the guy above in that picture, Aesop Rock of Def Jux

yeha man...its on like donkey kong....you can check us out...

anyways...i got stickers buttons, mix tapes, album pres copies and actual albums coming in hard!

tee shirts and all that!!!

I hope you stay tuned and watch for details...

there will also be blogs on defjux.net and amalgamdigital.com

plus

www.youtube.com/yakballztv
www.youtube.com/koshadillz



ok enough plugs...

zap you later allied gators!!

new article + elementary school street cred

click your mouse on the count of three.
1....2.....

www.adambernard.blogspot.com

The above site helps you look about what involves my past life and what my current situation is. I know what you are thinking.

I am so cool. no
I am so gangster. no.
I am a reformed gangster turned law abiding rapper and drug free MC that likes grape juice on fridays.

not much for street cred. Oh well. Atleast I dress cool for the elementary school kids. They love me so much they'll even strike a pose



nahh mean? We still posin like gangstas for the flic. Lunch break all day! you already know!


kosha dillz is a college graduate who ed-jew-cakes off the society which so desires his guidance

c rayz walz is the Freestyle

some people know I have an LP with C RAYZ WALZ...here he is with a acting cameo from fellow stronghold member Suave Sever.


Lemme know whats up. Lemme know what you think!!

This is the best freestyle (with agression) he has spit in a long time....!

his new LP with me (kosh adillz) will be available on aug 2th i tunes/oct 14th in stores.

www.myspace.com/freestylevswritten

needed vacation to Israel

What better place to go to on a vacation. Sometimes we work so hard in this music business, we forget that the resting part can help us more than hurt us. You don't want to end up like this guy, washed up ashore, because you worked to hard.



To me, vacation is investment. Relaxation is necessary. People pay tons to relax. Look at those Chinese massage chairs in the mall. Ten dollars for ten minutes. My back at this point is stiff as a mother
(and you know mom can be stiff)

I plan on going to Israel to relax and revitalize in my country's sun. I love the sweat i endure there, the sea water, and the dead sea as well. The air is clean and not new Jersey. i walk in sandals the whole time and my feet get tan. I come back home and I am bronzed for a grueling one month fall tour to support the new LP and the album release on September 10Th at the knitting factory. For my first release, i want to come form the Holy Land. 1400 fora ticket, but my Sapta (grand-ma) will never forget that i came to visit her and relax in the sun of Eretz Yisroel.


www.myspace.com/freestylevswritten
www.myspace.com/koshadillz4llife

YEMENITE IS HELLA TIGHT

peace everybody. In the middle east for that matter. Now music has been done in many ways. I mean it has been done in Hebrew, Arabic, Indie hipster language, and dirty south with a clean mouth.(<----I made that one up, bad joke I know)
Today a dedication goes to this guy called DIWON...
check out the JAH IS ONE streaming on his page. Its the first song! Mosh Ben Ari status. I'm sure you Jews and Israelis all know who he is!

check this guy out and try not dancing while your face is glued to your work screen. Tell em Kosha Dillz made ya do it.

for more advice on what to listen to, first listen to kosha's music and the art of
his Freestyle vs Written rhymes.

SOME NEWS WITH C RAYZ WALZ and KOSHA DILLZ--

SEPTEMBER 10th C RAYZ WALZ AND KOSHA DILLZ "FREESTYLE VS WRITTEN" RELEASE PART w/ YAK BALLZ, Y LOVE, DIWON, PACE WON of the OUTSIDAZ, MR GREEN AND ROEBUS ONE...and HOMEBOY SANDMAN (SOURCE UNSIGNED HYPE)
hosted by FLEX MATHEWS (DC)

beats by KENTRON DA MASTODON




note: KOSHA DILLZ IS FREE!!!
"album of the year"- c rayz walz

vermont maple syrup and rapping bugs??

Oh yes...I just seen a bug outside by the table and managed to catch it while i was thinking about this rapper I know from Vermont. Which makes you wonder...

what am I doing with this friggin bug!

anyways...back to Vermont maple syrup and rappers
no wait i gotta eat some of this dead bug first..in my dead bug collection of bug nuts!



SO NOW..that I am all tasty and ready to represent on your Jewish asses, check out this Vermont maple syrup rapper. One..he is Jewish. Two he is from NJ ( i think or NY) and he doesn't sound like he is from VERMONT (NOT a BAD THING IF YOU DO)

He tours to other weird places like New Hampshire and MAssa-Jew-setts and Jew York and Jew jersey even.

Now that I ate all these bugs and I'm listening to his music...i guess I'm feeling a little "BUGGED OUT."

regardless he has a mix tape with this black guy who is really Jewish..On and On..
and it has a guy named Planet Asia on it.



Bugs, Vermont Rappers, maple syrup, Jewish black DJs, and the planet is now only Asia.

what does it all mean? in the words of pee wee Herman. "I DOOOOOOOOOONT KNOOOOW!"
well it certainly is all exciting. like eating bugs!

check out the inspiration to this post.

www.myspace.com/burntgtd

that means growth till death
goblins talk dirka
gary tags danny
gefiltafish team dish
gong tuna diver
google tony danza


okok...you get the point!!! you can buy his CD at this store www.ughh.com

if you want to BUG OUT with Kosha Dillz, check him at these sites with cool bug like music..with a sweet Vermont maple syrup taste of his style. check him out by clicking on his links below!

www.myspace.com/koshadillz4life
www.myspace.com/freestylevswritten

oh yeah im soo cool in this interview!! KOSHA DILLZ loves buckets of change

check it out yo..its like a TV within a TV...

RUBY HORNET just got done interviewing fat joe and theydecided I was a good person to follow up on his platinum chain wearing status...

bling bling. You know already know!!


go kosha go!





please mind the fact that I love long blog titles. I get carried away!

for more weird music and rapping and places you can give me your $$$.
go to
www.myspace.com/koshadillz4life

and my new LP drops with C Rayz august 26th (i tunes)
October 14th (retail)
www.myspace.com/freestylevswritten

Jews in Space!!! the mixtape coming soon

Jews in space..protecting the Hebrew race...put a 45 mac in your face!!

haha

DJ j -ronin


for great Jews in space like attitudes and other oxygen deficient music, check out this Jew in space at this myspace link.www.myspace.com/koshadillz4life

Murs for President--kosha for cabinet

Murs EPK from AlwaysHustle.com on Vimeo.

sometimes you see people work hard and sometimes you see people in your journey along the way. I met Murs at my set in SXSW and also at Paid Dues in NYC. I gave him a shirt and maybe when I see him next time we will see each other again. And then I'l see him again and give him another pound. And thats basically it. He respects the grind. Thank G-d! He ddn't say much. Kinda better that way. He says a lot in this video above. juat watch and listen.

Brooklyn hip Hop Festival Recap

Yeah I know I need to brush my teeth, but hey...its the BK HIP HOP FESTIVAL!!! I want to spit HOT FIRE!!! SO MUCH HOT FIRE!! Ill need grillz like this guy below me...bling bling!



kosha grillz part II ...i guess everyone is really happy to see me!!!



J the Arch is holding it down thoroughly with the Jews @ the bk hip hop festival, educating them and what not and what is really hood..Knishes Lox and all that...after explaining the food blog by our friendly bright shirted connoisseur,
we decided that our relationship will expand. J arch + kosha dillz are..ghetto knishes



yeah hat is Keith Murray. No he is not a Nazi, although its the first thing that it actually looks like. There were lots of Jews here today in his surprise mash pit @ South Paw after platinum pied pipers rocked. If you dont know about that, check out Wajeed and the Bling47 group. (that sounds really illy financial status advisor or something right? The bling47 group along with kosha dillz associates....lol)
anyways Keith Murray is legendary. BTW, he is the best live hip hop acts I have seen in 2008. Big ups to Radix, i thin they're gogin on tour with him. That's a great looks.
hhhaa..He smacked some kid in the head last night. I just remembered that.



what a beautiful night. Too bad every girl I wanted to hold hands with was Catholic.
How do I know? I asked every girl sitting on the bench ... while they were with their BFs.LOL..a little bit weird I know.




even though his knee hurts he can still make a cool rapper face about his daily produce...yep...FRESH DAILY.




PACK FM on stage with a JEW...taking a picture...(that me taking on of him) while people are partying with Keith Murray.

Wow everyone...so many superstars to be seen. It was a day of fun, grace, unity and legends of our own backyard. For any emcee or producer, you should be ashamed if you weren't there! ( a necessity to be seen at event like this )
Everyone you can imagine was there from DJ Premier to KRS One.
Buckshot and jeru da Damaja were there.
Invincible was there rocking the after party. Lil Sci was chilling in the crowd filing the ever so energetic set of buckshot.



I met Akir for the first time and congratulation to his new boy! (You got a good rapper as a father!)


So i wandered back to the spot where there were really pretty black girls and some flashy kats with dreads and clipboards. Its weird to see these guys because as an artist yo think...hey look at these guys, with a fake Source mag thing.

There was a dope rapper who was well dressed. his last rhyme also did not rhyme at all and it was still a punch line. I'm not sure what he said, but i also figured out it was Mickey Factz. He is pretty popular. He rocked the festival and after he got of he went right over to get on it.!


oh yeah did i mention...h kep s KOSHER and celebrates PESACH (Passover) mAZEL tOV mICKEY fACTZ!!! that sounds like his new name. Mazel Tov Mickey. I should make him a shirt that says that!

couch surfing preparation

whats up party people. As you know, I am a connoisseur of couch surfing and more of a renegading art of the touring artist specifically i am think of just sleeping on couches anywhere or actually just starting a tv show called "nap anywhere." the gist of it will be on TV getting filmed for 45 seconds napping the weirdest of places. LA , NJ, Walgreen's, banks, job interviews, etc.

anyways...that's another story. But i wanna show you where I warm up..! (note the amazing couch above, with ribbed (pronounced-rib-bed) pillows and soft cushion accompanied by a Autumn floral design. She is wonderful.

*Aba doesn't like me working out over night. This should be noted that if you choose to warm up for your couch surfing please do so in the day time so you DO NOT waste your bed at home.

for more great info on cities where KOSHA DILLZ will be COUCH SURFINGcheck his myspace page at www.myspace.com/koshadillz4life or www.sonicbids.com/koshadillz

chicago taxi cabs a jew

check out the flavor of a chicago taxi cab...wow too much info i know.

for more cool music like this in the back of the cab...just check out right here


oy vey all day

Opio runs the show with joy-make a Jew go Oy

check it out ya ll. I had the utmost highest privilege of checking out the super ill fresh funky amazing Opio of Souls of Mischief three times in my life. The first time was at a show in Nashville.

April 13th 2007 Nashville
kills it. We didn't talk much.

February 22/23rd Denver kills it. i met him after the show at the bar down the treet with A plus.

February 24th i swear...boulder...he kills it...but according to him I kill it too..

My plan was this. I heard they were at the Marquis Theatre so I rolled up and paid to get in. I meet Tajai and holler at him and he gives me the go ahead to roll ot he next show. So i show up early. We chop it up about a couch surfing book. Next thing you know, I got the go ahead!
I managed to get a 20 minute set and on stage with Legendary rhymesayer MUSAB. Opio said to me "Yo man, you made my night."

800 people screaming for him and his crew. Hiero shuts the whole show down.Let me tell you I'm from the east coast in New Jersey so we don't see a ill west coast crew shut it down like this in colorado ever. And yet still, a man this humble can roll up on you and say such a thing.

OK now why would i make you bug about this story? no reason. But the significance of me rocking on their show (and MUSAB invites me on stage to rock with him) after having the balls to go across the USA and just meeting Tajai the night before in Denver was a really good look. I sold enough merch that night to get me to Utah. Later that night, a drunk patron smashed in my car (tour pathfinder) in a snowstorm and i had to get to Utah with an 8 hour drive.(by myself)

...you see..now his album is out July 15Th in stores. I don't want to review his music. I want to tell all the thousands of readers that humble respect for an up and comer like me will definitely win my vote for Opio any day. The opportunity to get into the show and witness how big shows are done was even great. The opportunity to tell you that his live performance will blow away his CD and it just got perfect reviews and the cover of Myspace.

now try to envision this.
this is what underground music is all about. Independent handshakes are to be cherished because just a few months ago we were there (Boulder, Colorado) and now we are here (album release on cover of myspace!). Unforgettable moments in hip hop history. An artist wins when he lets us win with him too. That's what Opio does. He lets us win with him.


Ya'll helped me do what I do...and you will continue to help others.

oh yeah buy all his merch on tour.Tell him Kosha Dillz sent ya. Oy Vey All Day.


peep the whole click in a city near you.

links that will change your life

opio
hieroglyphics

i thought muslims dont smoke

In accordance with the Koran muslims aren't suposed to smoke. I guess we all have our faults. Just ask the president of Iran.

look at the dialogue they have face to face

Gorilla: Before we smoke you Americans and Israel , we will first purchase over $200 million dollars of your ciggarettes!
oh yeah!give me my aircraft carrier so i can destory you! I mean...destroy you! American Coward!!


George Bush: shut up ya big monkey..ciggarettes are bad for ya big monkey oil butt. Mahmoud doesnt it say in the Torah that you cant have ciggarettes?

Ariel Ben Sharon: Oy va Voi! George mapi-tom metum-tam!(Hebrew translation: what are you talking about you idiot) why dont you ever listen! I told you before my coma that Jews read the Torah and Muslims read the Koran!

for other cute comic strips that expose the idiot inside our beloved country who fights so dear for ciggarette sales! check out Kosha Dillz here
and here.

icon the mic yid and-jew hawk/fros

yeah man we keeps it crazy tight on this bliggity blog with icon the mic king hitting me on the other line...so anyways..i had just posted something cool about peeps with Jew fros and Poison pen made great combination with jew fros for the shot.

so here is my buddy icon staring at the lovely Yarah Bravos Jew fro ( i am so jealous..she is super fly) with a sick puffy poofy hair on stage.

anyways...im frowing it out to on some napoleon dynamite style...but my jew hawk aint all that...

so below check out some great hairdoos (is that spelt right) of some great rappers that make lots of underground rap money, worldwide.


"super model work..turn to the left..work...do you thing on the runway--shante shante!"--ru paul
maybe some more look a likes??



a Halloween Jew fro with bling star of david pictured above while straight haired Blondie girl looks in awe..


i gotta say I'm not sure how icon the mic king came into this appraised and beloved article, but I see that his attachement to he culture of how yarah bravo got her fro in to a Jew fro blog with not much to show for Jew fros definitley deserves a link.


free autographs to all your jewfros at the next Icon the Mic Yid show in your city

PS..he is also known as Icon the Mic King. and ofcourse check out the lovely yarah bravo



kosha dillz is a lovely man who has a heart and jumps when someone makes it pump

KOSHA GRILLZ--BBQ NJ STYLE

yeah so today i seen the essence of man with soda..man with hand on cold can..man with awe in front of wife for beef...no more kosha dillz yall..

its all about kosha grills..yeah!..sans the paul wall...

(did you guys get that joke...kosha girllz!!..not Jewish girls..spell it different)

So like I said
kosha grills. not kosha dillz...
enjoy the photo shots guys. home depot for life.
Real recognize Real


Where it all goes down



i almost got hit by a car I was so excited...wipe your chins fellas..kosha Grillz is finally here!!



the mother ship of "kosha grillz" is below...see the double cutting board and fridge!
oy vey!



this bad bad bad boy came in a close second...look how sleek it is...with a nice oven too...i love shiny kosha grillz! notice all those knobs too..man..!!


you know what they say about kosha grillz...once you go black you never go back:)


Hey... Grillers from Scotland or England (or where ever this dude was from) beg to differ. They like the cutting boards and little fridges. Tough life choices, I know.











going off topic
BTW Darjeeling Limited is an amazing movie about 3 brothers ...it will get a blog for its mastery next. For more info about that cool movie I just mentioned, Hebrew national hot dogs and great ways to eat a burger at 7 am with a new grill from Home Depot, click your kosha mouse on Kosha Dillz


off to bed my loved ones..sleep well until we .....READ AGAIN!!!

moohahahaha!! (evil laugh)